The first fanfic I ever wrote in my life. It was shorter than the average chapter in a proper book, does not include any dialogue and made fun of my idea of a stereotypical fanfic. The only thing it has to do with Sonic is the fact that it has Sonic in it. It's a very dumb and embarrasing little piece of text. But I want to share it anyway to show how far I've come as a writer. I have to admit that I still like one thing about it to this day: the stark contrast between the absurd events and the bland delivery from the main character that sounds more like the narrator than a 15 year old girl.
Trigger Warning: mild swearing, poop, entering an anus, death
Disclaimer: The names of the characters do not refer to any real people. Aside from Barrack Obama. Because I saw an image on the internet once of Sonic kissing Obama, and I just had to put it in my joke fic...
My name is Anna Smith. I'm 15 years old and I always wanted to go inside Sonic's butt. My dad Jeremy Smith is a scientist, so I asked him if he could shrink me down. He agreed and I escaped from my house. I met a housefly on my way. Her name was Flappy and she knew where Sonic lives. So I jumped on her back and we flew there.
Sonic is homeless and finds shelter in the homes of his friends. Flappy and I spied on him as he layed in bed with Obama. When you're this small, It's easy to spy on others. Sonic and Obama shared a kiss. I really envied Obama. Once Sonic fell asleep, I went inside his ass. It smelled like hedgehog shit in there. I loved it. When Sonic woke up, he got diarrhea. I became a part of his body.
Sonic rushed to Obama's toilet and pooped me out. He thought I was a regular piece of shit, so he tried to flush me. I almost drowned, but Flappy saved me last minute. We quickly flew back home. Once I returned I went back to my regular size and I didn't tell anyone about my adventure.
A week later, my parents watched the news. They saw a 15 year old girl flying away from Obama's toilet on a fly. That was me! After they heard the news they didn't let me breathe for a year.
***Epilogue: A year after Anna Smith died, Jeremy and Mary Smith had a son. His name was Turd Smith. When he was 8 years old, he wanted to go inside of Krtek's? butt. But his parents didn't let him. Turd grew up to be a sexy businessman.
The End.